Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up It was really, really special. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. She has dry eye and thats okay. The Suspiria actor made that much very clear in her Nov. 27 appearance on The Ellen Show. I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. That was somebodys idea. Then I do. I dont wanna stop you. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. Ill tell you. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. Hoe, who is you playin wit? But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. That Im not a dancer. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . Fine dining. -Hows the dining? I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? We get a junk drawer. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. Every single thing, he remembered. I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. Lea Thompson. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. Yeah, I really do. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? These are good, I like these. Cause people do that to me. Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I dont know who started that. She also launched a lifestyle brand, ED Ellen DeGeneres, which comprises a collection of apparel, accessories, home, baby, and pet items. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. Libary. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. At the starting of the week [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. Yep. I dont No. In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. I had to learn about it on the commercial. I dont know. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. Wait, its a sock. I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. We are all the same and we are all relatable. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Have you dined with us before? This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. [crowd laughs] -Why? Im slicing it. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. That was a religion we were. Thank you very much. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. Andy Lassner: (08:16) For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. Ill put mine on real quick. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? Again! Its very delicate. But if thats your song when youre 30, its still your song when youre 85. Everything changed. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. I know how important that is. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. 0:00. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. Why do you say the hand? Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. They dont know who he is. Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. They stabbed at it with their sword. Thank you. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. I was 10 years old. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) Those look good. Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. Update this biography I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. What do you guys think, do you like them? I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) Yes, Im enjoying it. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? He did. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? They just put the room in the air. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. I have an issue with all the emotional support animals that people areflying with now. They are. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Nobody was in there. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? Back that ass up Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Andy Lassner: (00:24) I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. Yes. -It is? Im full, I ate in the bathroom. Oh boy. Yes. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. Theres a squirrel. And for you? She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. Are there ten rows? Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. We dont care. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. Please, change. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) Because it is when I realized how strong I was. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. Like What is Aspirin? And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. And you can seethey have rhythm. "I learned. It wasnt? Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that No, thank you. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. Maybe its time you try gay. Just Hows this gonna go? You have nice feet. Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. 4. No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah I mean, its amazing. High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. This is ridiculous. And hum So Im sitting in the solarium eating mybreakfast and I was on my third or fourth bite of cutepineapple that Batu was feeding me and I said: Batu, Im not hungry, Ive lost my appetite. No cant have the chicken. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. Under Title 17 U.S.C. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. But now Im countin this Heathens. He was popular, too. I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. Okay. So, I think, you know, if more gay peoplewould endorse and not in acommercial, like, but, although Can you imagine: Hi, Im Ellen DeGeneres. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Back that ass up DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of You know what? DeGeneres sent an email to staffers at "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. Thank you so much. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. Lets call it sometime mid June. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. And this side of the table? The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. *Ellen holds up two black and white photos showing David and Iman modelling clothes. The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. Its the news, without the news. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah I dont like to waste food. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. Nope, not going well. I mean, if someone does something rude in traffic to you, you can honk and let themknow your disapproval and I I shouldnt even have a horn in my car. I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? Flatten it out. The Best Speech-to-Text Solution for Your Business Learn how Rev fits into your businesses workflow. Portia Lee James DeGeneres (born Amanda Lee Rogers; 31 January 1973), known professionally as Portia de Rossi, is an Australian-American former actress.She played Nelle Porter on the American drama series Ally McBeal (1998-2002), for which she won a Screen Actors Guild Award, Lindsay Bluth Fnke on the American television sitcom Arrested Development (2003-2006, 2013, 2018-2019), and . Oh. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. These are good. Maam. And anyway. Were always like Thats what you look like. Can you do it without? -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Thats good. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. Back that ass up You know [crowd laughs] I dont know what the requirements are to get an emotional support animal but Idont think they are too tough to Its the same doctor that prescribesmedical marijuana. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. like theyre impressing us in some way. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. Squirrels live in trees. I did not. I was, you know My hair was different. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. I think they have been. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. Youre vegan? Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. One, two a day. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. It could be all because of her. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . I know I am, but Im a human being and Ihave bad days and Im intraffic like you, I drive but I cant dothe things you do because Im the be-kindgirl. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. No, thats not what you do. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. Do you know what Im saying? Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. I had no idea I was in a cage. I think it sounded like that. I have 15 on right now. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. 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