Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox! This book is a rewrite of the book "My Slytherin Prince" that I wrote a while ago. The longer the better. Seriously, crystals, and each one of the products can be disguised "as perfumes and cough potions" to hoodwink Hogwarts' already AWOL authorities. This is the more thought out version! Liam Potter is declared the wrong boy who lived. When Ellie catches a window of opportunity, she escapes and finds a friendly pack to take her in. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Oh, and did we mention that getting a mix of human and animal hair in the potion turns you into a living, breathing furry? So, that is my answer to YOU. Not knowing how to deal with this new information Harry turns to an unlikely person, Severus Snape. He hated it. She finally found a man by using either an Imperius Curse (a mind control spell) or a love potion to make a wealthy man named Tom Riddle Sr. her lover, husband and private slave-stud for at least a year. That is, until a hope is discovered or rather.. a magical Veela is discovered which could save the Boy-Who-Lived once and for all. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking around wildly. Hedwig girl, i'm sorry i have no food please quiet down" she hands me a piece of paper before flying away. It was as if, time had stopped and it suddenly dawned on him that for the first time since he could remember, he experienced what it felt like getting a boner.After that fateful kiss, he swore to make Gabrielle his! So, while everyone cares only for Charles, Harry is cast aside and has to fight to survive. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Are you frightened by MS Paint and simply have a funny idea? After all, showing Umbridge getting dragged away by centaurs would be like having Draco Malfoy getting his comeuppance by having him get hauled into the back of a windowless van by a creepy guy with a wispy mustache. No one knows about his dark secret. He goes through a creature inheritance and his mate is someone he never thought he could possibly get along with. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. Its apparently impossible to buy off a guilty conscience, I sometimes wonder if fear isnt just Gods way of saying, Pay attention, this could be fun, Hes worse than a frickin shark with a laser beam strapped to its head, Me and my team of researchers are proud to report that water is wet, Rock slaps back this Saturday in the live Netflix special Selective Outrage. So, the big question is how this "tiny little" man was able to successfully impregnate a titanic woman whose sex organs were probably more commodious to most humans than a hotel room in Tokyo. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. The blonde-haired professor struggled to keep his face stern. Until Severus Snape uncovers the truth of who Harry Potter really is and what he's been through. -intial Tom and Bella -There won't be alot of granger mentioned but if it would be it won't be in a positive sense . Snape and Harry Gen Fanfiction Archive. -Potter!Bashing When Harry is attacked at school he feels like he's an entirely different person living in the shell of who he used to be. This is the first book of the Hadrian Potter series. She did not want to become the person that he doted on the most. #4 Privet drive is a peaceful home. Agents of Cracked is up for a Telly Award! Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? *Warning Mature content*** English is not my first language so I know especially grammar isn't all what I could but I am working on that**. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Fourth year. Olympe Maxime, headmistress of Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Hagrid's old flame, is a half-giant as well. We know that there is not one part of "inappropriate charms on a goat" that does not warrant some serious explaining, which is why one of J.K. Rowling's readers asked her about this at the same Q&A where she disclosed Albus Dumbledore's homosexuality. Mediocre? 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She doesn't have any plans to meet new friends, not even her mate.However, the Moon Goddess seemed to have a different plan for her. I DONT GIVE PERMISSION FOR MY STORY TO BE POSTED ANYWHERE OTHER THAN WATTPAD, OR REPOSTED BY ANYONE. GAY SHIPS Charles Potter, a Gryffindor. When you have repeated murders, werewolf sightings and evidence of students getting tortured being wholly ignored by the grown-ups in the wizarding community, it only makes sense that something as profound as a date-rape crisis plaguing students at Hogwarts would be placed in the same "do not care" file. The boy leads trouble from the moment he set foot on the stones of Hogwarts, and yet, the troubles seem deeper and much darker than usual. Her mates quickly learn they cannot be with Ellie, as she is under a spell to keep her from shifting and getting her wolf for the first time.Can her mates free her from Gunner once and for all? The result of this yearlong sex slavery at the hands of this circus-like freak was Tom Marvolo Riddle, Lord Voldemort, who understandably was a bit of a dick from the get-go. He had unfortunately learned that lesson early in his childhood. Unable to handle James and Sirius bullying/abusing him on a daily basis and being used by everyone as an anger release, Severus is possessed by Nihilego, who fuses with him. . Anyways gotta go. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry didn't want to react this way. When all hope seems lost for Ellie, the Moon Goddess intervenes, and sends Ellie her warrior mates. Harry went through the worst thing a kid his age possibly could. -Weasely!Bashing (Minus Bill,Charlie and the twins) Did you meet with dumbledore today. Harry has a secret, and he overhears Snape discussing something similar to Draco Malfoy, and realizes that the boy he hated, may understand better than anyone. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her, either. Voldermort was killed when Harry was a baby. and our Marauders Era. It started with small things, easily explained away as a trick of the light. Weeks into the summer he journeys to Diagon Alley and discovers more truths about himself. First, dark wizard Barty Crouch Jr. avoided jail by using the potion to take on the body of his own mother. Self harm A simple mistake that Harry made in his first year at Hogwarts is coming back to bite him in the arse. Harry returns to school after a terrible summer, to find that he's not the only one with this kind of secret. Vernon and Petunia Dursley along with their son Dudley are the only known occupants or the house, however in a cupboard hidden under the stairs lies a fragile broken little boy. wbwl, drarry- he with the avada kedavra green eyes !!!DISCONTINUED!!! We like to think that on the way back to school, Harry asked "So what do you suppose those centaurs are going to do to the professor?" He hates Snape, and that feels so much better than being scared and unsure and so he clings to it, he feeds it. 20 pages November 3, 2021 Rsie. Harry grew up with the dursleys, thinking he was someone else. When he woke up one morning not hearing a thing A Drarry FanFiction They went inside and Harry felt his rage boil up as he saw Ron,his family, and Hermione. The boy who lived , the golden boy , the saviour , Harry Potter. In a desperate attempt to escape, he runs home to the Dursleys, and swears off magic. His home life. However, none seem to even grace the presence of one certain mystery - Harry Potter. She was abused, like Harry, if not more. mature themes including: We don't need to see what happens next if we know the context. Warning: This story contains child abuse and implied sexual abuse. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. And, sure enough, Hagrid described his father as "a tiny little man," even by non-giant standards. . Harry comes out as gay. Until an unlikely rescuer gives him the life he always wanted. Summary: Albus Dumbledore has a big secret. And then you have the scene in The Deathly Hallows when Harry's best friend Ron, Hermione, Ron's brothers, Fleur Delacour and others all found out the hard way what it's like to have Harry Potter's junk in their trousers when they took the potion during a ploy to create a bunch of Potter decoys to foil an assassination attempt. He took a deep breath and savored that blossoming scent, coming from the girl.His eyes unwittingly closed as he found himself relishing into the brief but stirring kiss!When the kiss ended, Kyle's eyes struggled to open. Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue until she starts to go through an unusual transformation and display abilities that are not normal for a werewolf. This is the first book out of 7 Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs The Mudblood 3,321 pages Completed December 18, 2017 Kirsten The short-lived headmistress of Hogwarts gets off on torturing children, has an unflinching holier-than-thou attitude and, unless David Yates has something stashed for an extended edition of the films, *SPOILER* she gets away with it. Tears stream down my face, i had burnt some of the food AND dropped a plate 'i deserved it' . Rewritten version of "wbwl/drarry he with the avada kedavra green eyes Work Search: This story begins with a simple apology that changes Harry's life drarry-wbwl- He With The Avada Kedavra Green Eyes. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. I take story edit requests, so message me to let me know. He makes the decision to contact Tom, fed up with how he is being treated. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. Please consider turning it on! Great.just freaking fantastic. and second well I wouldn't say it to be exactly bad as Harry Potter never made it to his mug. Little did anyone know that Harry Potter, Charles younger twin, the actual child of the prophecy is. What if these 'what ifs' were real? On The Halloween night two terrible mistakes were made. But Umbridge comes back, and comes back suffering from some kind of major trauma that didn't involve any damage to the visible parts of her body. He moved in with Rem As Harry's abusive 'family' slowly starts to grow more and more worse, he slowly loses all interest in staying alive. [A non-magical AU. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". 'No no ' said Umbridge, sinking back into her pillows. Lilith Conner was by all means not a normal 17 year old girl. It was raining so he knew no one would find him. Weird~) Which has 15 locks on it. " . Privacy Policy. Check out Rowling's reaction: Q: In the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore said his brother was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat; what were the inappropriate charms he was practicing on that goat? Professor of ancient magic runes. He is the Alpha that even the Alpha King considers as a threat to his throne.But what happens when a Princess finds out that she is fated to be the cold Alphas mate? How will he. What will happen when Muggle wisdom, innovation and magic come together? If you love DOB and Swaim as much as the staggering amount of nude fan pic. Quickly i open the letter or should i say 2 letters as i see the one from gringotts fall the the ground. He was satisfied, running a business, not intending to be in any relationship. 5 years of abuse took its toll on him by the time he was 6 years old. And don't forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to get sexy, sexy jokes sent straight to your news feed. Oh, and do they work? Hagrid's mother, meanwhile, was the giantess Fridwulfa. The Daily Prophet even said that Fudge was no longer Minister of Magic, but someone name Rufus Scrimgour had taken the position. And that was the day Harry learned that you do not mess with Hermione Granger. I'm NOT into her!'. This is a story of trauma and Harry's fight towards recovery. Let the magic begin! . Yes, Lilith Conner is in fact a werewolf, or is supposed to be since she hasnt been able to Shift everyone says otherwise. The Ministry of Magic is terrible. Harry started struggling harder, but it was no use. On The Halloween night two terrible mistakes were made. The 'juice enables anyone to take the physical form of any person. The love potions in the Weasleys' WonderWitch line alone include such adorable names as Beguiling Bubbles, Heartbreak Teardrops, Kissing Concoction, Twilight Moonbeams and, no joke, Cupid Crystals. However, Gunner will not let her go that easily, and gets increasingly desperate to find her. You can create an infograpic and you could be on the front page of Cracked.com tomorrow! That all changes when he gets a letter from Hogwarts. NOT! #1 - topdraco 11/12/22 If you would like to learn more about the disturbing facts of life, Jacopo asks that you check out the topic page for his latest book Go @#$% Yourself! And if you think we're just filling in the rape stuff with our filthy imaginations, hang on. After all, when do one of Harry Potter's plans go correctly? She was fine being a loner, an outcast, a nobody. . In one legend, centaurs were invited to a wedding feast and attempted to rape the bride. This book has some violence in it. He then has a very painful night. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. For a few days it seemed like a bad idea. Making my way to the kitchen to prepare breakfast; i don't know why i still cry over the rape and abuse. Harry was a little boy who needed to learn that he did not have to solve his problems on his own. HARRY'S POV. The boy leads trouble from the moment he set foot on the stones of Hogwarts, and yet, the troubles seem deeper and much darker than usual. It's Harry Potter's first year teaching DADA at Hogwarts under Headmaster Snape. Cookie Notice With that firmly in mind, let's examine some famous uses of the potion in the books. Dudleys birthday goes horribly wrong, and . Sometimes dishes cleaned themselves or an apple appeared in his cupboard when he was feeling especially hungry. ***Book 2 of the Wright Family SeriesBook 1: Mommy, Where Is Daddy? 'Hell their friends offered to join in', "I WANT my coffee and newspaper right NOW, you FREAK!!" I have no idea what the hell I'm doing so please bear with me He no longer has to stay at the Dursley's, but Dumbledore tells him he has to stay with Severus Snape. (Not mine story made by an ao3 account named Werebunny87). I quickly wipe my face and get up. During Harry Legilimency lessons a long forgotten memory comes into light. One secret that will change the lives of the Wizarding World and a boy name Harry Potter. One kid, change what if happening at Hogwarts? On her seventeenth birthday, her wolf wakes up and insists the Moon Goddess is her mother. He knew he probably shouldn't be out here alone, but he just couldn't deal with everything. Why is Hermione suddenly in love with Snape? This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. He whimpered as he hardened even more. All Ongoing Completed. Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Andy Dick and Scott Adams make Joe Rogan seem like the sanest guy in the room, Renfield gave Cage a taste for blood that hasn't been satisfied in one feeding. It's halfway through the summer, before his sixth year, and Harry is trying to sort out his mixed feelings and emotions. Polyjuice Potion, a nefarious cocktail that is requested more frequently throughout the Harry Potter series than water, is one of many brews from the wizarding world that is probably illegal everywhere outside of Amsterdam -- more on that later. 'Anything wrong, Professor?' 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