Where--And somebody stolemy bumber shoot! Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3" features five brand-new songs and reunites all your favorite characters from "Aladdin". Mama, I'm afraid! I've made the headlines." Lafayette:This sure beats runnin', Napoleon. I do believeyou've been drinking. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Careful, Toulouse! Well, come along, darlings. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Oh! I got a million of 'em. Buzz Lightyear: Hey! Gee! Lafayette: Napoleon, I'm plumbgoose-pimply scared! O'Malley: "Swingers." No, it's less than that. Hugo: Way to go, lover boy! I've only got one. Toulouse: Yeah. And, uh, let's see. Your father is trapped within their world. Beau Weaver: And now, our feature presentation. It falls over, shrieking. O'Malley: Of course not. John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics. I love 'em. You're too much. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter. It's just, "Here we go folks.". If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? Uh, not exactlyyour type, Duchess. Roquefort: I've got to find him. Voice-over: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! O'Malley: Well, that's a long way off,so we better get moving. Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". O'Malley: Now look, kids. Lafayette: I still say it wasa little old cricket bug. Roquefort:Don't worry about me! O'Malley: So I got a few to spare. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. Billy: After I went to a haunted mansion, I traveled into the future, and hung out with famous movie stars, and then I was attacked by aliens, got caught in a tidal wave and went all the road to China! Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me? Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. Guard #1: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah! But I was so surethat I heard them. That seems to make the whole joke. Why, you'll, you'll wake upthe whole neighborhood! Kittens! Very good. The joke itself generally begins with a family auditioning for a talent agency. Alright? Duchess: [offscreen] It's time to practiceyour scales and your arpeggios. Something horrible is happening. Come here, my darlings. Then, at the endof their life span,my entire estatewill revert to Edgar. The Aristocats! Berlioz: It isn't Beethoven, Mama,but it sure bounces. Young cat. Charge! Steady, girl. (onscreen)Five! Ready, everyone? You should pronounce my name correctly. Get her! It will come later. He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. I'll be spitting feathers for a week. Revisit bob sagets take on the aristrocrats, one of the filthiest jokes. Good evening, Duchess. [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. Ooh, it's them shoes again. Big Man O'Malleyis back in his alley. Complete with incredible thrills Sargent: Alright, men. Clickety-clickety-clickety. O'Malley: Three? Toulouse: Don't worry, mama, we will. Naturellement! Yes! WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. Gilbert Gottfried: A lot of you are probably saying "Wait, wait, wait. From the theater.to your living room. This clip was included in a documentary about the joke, also called The Aristocrats, which featured various actors and comedians retelling their versions of the joke, as well as shedding some light on its origins. Criminiddly! Marie: And Marie. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. Subscribe for more terrible shit! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now don't move. Uncle Waldo: [Laughter]Now, now, now, now. To my cats. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, another ringer, sir. Edgar stabs a mound of hay with a pitchfork. [to Roquefort] Strike one. Mark Elliott: This summer, live the adventure. Wendy Liebman: It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. She loves us very much. Oh, no! [ Humming ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de--Oops! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Come along, Duchess. Napoleon: It's squeaky shoesapproachin', man. Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette In addition to detailing the history of the joke,. Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor. Abigail: We are to meet himat Le Petit Cafe. Why, there are a millionreasons why I should! [Genie Jafar throws a fireball at the screen, and the screen fades from white, revealing the "Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves" logo] "Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves". Meee-owww! I mean, oh, each cat will liveabout 12 years. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughs]Oh, Georges! Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette. You are a great talent. Whoo-whoo! What a classyneighborhood. And come to think of it, O'Malley,you're not a cat, you're a rat. Maybe you fellon your head. Toulouse: Frogs? Oh, it just isn't fair! Hey, there it goes! We're almost home. Very poetic. Berlioz [offscreen] I wish we were homewith Madame right now. And saying, "This is totally wrong! - The "Aristocrats." [Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him] There are mind-challenging activities. (offscreen)Four. [The screen flashes again, but this time with the white screen fading to a black background with text saying "Coming to Theaters Summer 1996"]. "Oh, we're N*gger C*nts. Boy: We drive and drive and drive some more. Roquefort:Oh, boy! Whew! Toulouse: I'll show him. WebAristocrats Joke [OFFENSIVE] Brandon Rogers Brandon Rogers 6.23M subscribers 139K 4.1M views 7 years ago My take on the age-old Aristocrats joke. [Humming"Rock-A-Bye-Baby"]. Beau Weaver: And look for these grand Disney movies to add to your home video collection. Duchess: Now, Berlioz. Berlioz: Just a nickname I gave you, "Roque-fort"? Toulouse, where are you? My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80! Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? He's nothing but a cad. Well, uh--Well, all it needsis a little tidying upand, well,maybe aIittle feminine touch. Come on. Kittens! He's got nine lives. We need a man around the house. Groove it, cat! Hold on! WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. Ooh. Uncle Waldo: Girls, it's outrageous! All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! Come on. [offscreen]Duchess and the kittensare in trouble! Oh! Sleep well. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the 17:03. Mm. Berlioz:[offscreen]Aw, shut up, Toulouse. Frou-Frou: Oh, Roquefort, I've beenso worried about you. Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! You see, my mistress, shewill beso worried about us. Duchess: So, why won't you join us,Monsieur Roquefort? Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. Good. ln trouble! For the aristocrats, the wholesome tv dad dreamt up one of the most depraved setups ever for one killer punchline. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, please, sir, justhold on! For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. O'Malley: Uh-huh, yeah. Right? Yeah. Here I come! Bruce Vilanch: I am catching the ping-pong balls and I'm catching them in my ass. Duchess: Oh. Thieves: [singing] Welcome to the Forty Thieves! Whew! "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I'll bet you're a real tigerin your neighborhood. "Saranora," and allthose goodbye things, baby. Don't fuss over me. I'mRoquefort by the way, I need your help,Duchess! You know. Berlioz: Andyou said we're gonnaride on your magic carpet. Lafayette: [offscreen;chuckling]This time, I get the tender part. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. It's time to get rid of these cats all the way to Timbuktu once and for all. The scene is stomach-churning, and thats the point. The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time Duchess:Because of our owner. [offscreen] Now stop beatin'your gums and sound the attack! Abigail: Silly you! Frollo: [To Phoebus, unimpressed] Look at that disgusting display. Abigail: He takes to waterlike a fish, doesn't he? Duchess: Oh, c'est tres jolie,monsieur. Napoleon: And whoever it isis gonna get it and get it good. O'Malley:Well, if you're applyingfor the job, well--. Mark Elliott: And take part in the wedding of the century. Beautiful. Gilbert Gottfried: And then the talent agent says, "That's awful. Come on. Duchess: [Sighing] I understand perfectly,Monsieur O'Malley, sir. 4:04. Call the cops! Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. Scat Cat:Come on, cats! [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, silent clips of "Aladdin" and "Aladdin 2" are shown]. Mussolini. And the agent's like, "What do you do?" Bonsoir! And I think this young manis very handsome. [offscreen]Any last words? Doug Stanhope: And I stick my cock in her ass [pantomines holding his penis] It's like a shillelaigh, it's all knotted with boils and fibrous tumors. O'Malley:Hey! Marie: But, mama, do wehave sparklingsapphire eyes that dazzle too? [ Stammering ]D-D-Don't rush me. That feels good,Lafayette. [The claw grabs an alien and drops him down the hole, but we cut to Buzz Lightyear dancing past the Christmas tree] And plenty of surprises to discover. Billy Bunny: [sings] That is what we really do so, yow! Good heavens! But it is notquite Shakespeare. 0. This joke typically has these elementsalternative versions may change this form. Edgar Balthazar:Coming, Madame! They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. I simply wantto make my will. Hey! Duchess: Thomas, this is Ameliaand Abigail Gabble. Marie: It's creme de la cremea la Edgar. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Duchess: Oh, Thomas! Butler did it. Mark Elliott: Lead Aladdin into his biggest adventure ever. And aristocatic flair in what they do and what they say. Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! It's a motorcycle. Uncle Waldo: Whoopee! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. A man goes into a bar and says to the owner. Toulouse: Gee, Marie, why'd youhave to fall off the bridge? He bit my finger! O'Malley: I'm all right,Duchess,honey. (2x) Oh, Marie, are you all right? We have guys f***ing and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. But I don't remember what was so "bad." And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". Roquefort: Oh, thank you. Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. They get the- towait. O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. Edgar was in it. Hmm? I'm still tryin'to get to SHORE! Buzz Lightyear: [Fires his laser, but it only flashes at the mutant toys] I've set my laser from "stun" to "murder". Why didnt he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants and saying, This is totally wrong. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. [offscreen]Swing on down here, Daddy. Hurry, hurry! Scat Cat: [ Trumpet Blaring ][ Laughing ]Well, looky here. Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. [O'Malley pounces. Napoleon:[offscreen]Hush your mouth. Duchess: Now that will do, honey. So dysfunctional, it defies description. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, ho! Duchess:[offscreen]And, wham, when weneeded you, you were right there. Which pets know bestall the gentle social graces? Georges Hautecourt: [Chuckling]Don't panic, Edgar. [Snarling, Hissing, Spitting ]. [The tree branch Pooh is climbing on snaps apart] In their first and only feature-length motion picture. Oh, oh--Oh, Uncle Waldo,you're just too much. Step on the gas, Napoleon! Napoleon: I'm the leader. Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. She's a real sexy nine-year-old. Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you are amazing! O'Malley:Maybe just a short, sweetgoodbye would be easiest. O'Malley: Well, humans don't really worrytoo much about their pets. Wendy Liebman: The Cocksucking Motherf***ers. Scat Cat:Hold it, cats! Roquefort: [Yawns]So, that'sCreme de la cremeala Edgar. O'Malley:Okay. Duchess: Oh, mademoiselles, thank you so muchfor helping Mr. O'Malley. Le Petit Caf Chef: Sacrebleu! WebWatch more:Gilbert Gottfried solves a murder mystery at Disney World: https://youtu.be/URuNJvtlGT0Gilbert Gottfrieds Dead Pet Turtle: Roquefort:Hey, wait for me! And that's the act. Smile. AND BAM! When they're seenupon an airing. Which pets are blessed withthe fairest forms and faces? The fun begins now on video! Amelia: And he's going about itall the wrong way. A family walks in, all-American family, blond hair, blue eyes, a little son, a little daughter, a little fluffy dog. [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! [The workers take the trunk and drive away. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. Berlioz: But he had a mouthlike a "hippolotamus.". You know, I mean, one of those--. [Engine Starting,Backfiiring][Engine Sputtering,Backfiring][Backfiring Continues] [Gasping] The police station! Isn't she, Duchess? We meanfar more to her than that. Duchess: Oh! [After the green FBI warnings, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, but silent clips of Disney movies and some of the Disneyland presentations are shown]. Hugo, Victor and Laverne: [singing] A guy like you! Duchess:I'll never forget you,Thomas O'Malley. Georges Hautecourt: Am I going too fast for you, Edgar? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]Yes, Georges. I'm afraid it was justthe imagination of an old lady. You've just rescued Thomas, right? Mark Elliott: Coming this summer from Walt Disney Pictures. Love it. O'Malley: How 'bout youand me, Duchess? Toulouse: I was havinga funny dream. Oh, are you all right? Naturellement! Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents it's all-new 37th animated motion picture. Duchess: [Laughing]Bravo! Those cats have got to go! I just thought of that and that's unbelievable. His chin isvery weak too. [Laughing]. Hold on. They're gone! What made them think this was entertaining! ", George Carlin: The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly and hits me with a hammer. Roquefort:It's notreally hard, Berlioz. O'Malley: It sure was,and what a finale. This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! Let'sget back into the basket, all of us! WebIts an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Get out! Now, you go for the tires, Laffy and I'll goright for the seat of the problem. Let's hurry. She will be so worriedwhen she finds us gone. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. As I'm singing, "What'll I Have That I Don't Mario Cantone: Where'd that note go? Roquefort:Oh, now, wait a minute,fellas. Ho, ho, ho! Aristocats are never found in alley O'Malley: [ Chuckles ]Keep your whiskers up, Toulouse Ol'Tiger. The husband, he plays chess with Timmy - and then the maid comes in with strawberries and whipped cream, and they all eat a nice dessert. O'Malley: Go away! And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin', Learn More About The New Episode - Japanese Toilets. Now, now, Berlioz. It's "Roquefort". Well. Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. Andy Dick: I come out, dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties. Every member of the family, including the dog, violates one another orally, digitally, and genitally. That'spretty corny, though, huh? The- this family walks into a talent agency. WebComedians don't tell jokes. Roquefort: Must keep still. Just we two. Scat Cat:Mousy, you just struck out. That's four times twelve. In the 2005 documentary the aristocrats, bob saget stole the show with a wildly inappropriate take on a classic joke. Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. Swimming, some of the way. Hiya, chicks. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. [The movie logo appears one last time] "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. I'm the leader. Sorry, it was half Which pets liveon cream and loving pats? the father shakes his head, no, no. They're too cutesy." It was a little oldcricket bug. This is what this joke is about anyway, it's about using your kids. Amelia: No! WhyEdgar? [ Laughing ]. All: [offscreen]Everybody(2x)Everybodywants to be-A Lafayette:Hey, Napoleon,that sounds like the end. All aboard for Paris! [ Laughing ]. Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, my, my dear. Oh, where am I? Quick, kittens! Coming! Okay, baby. Marie: Ooh, that would be wonderful, sir! Ooh. Duchess:No, no, no, I like it. Watch your mouth. Napoleon: Hush your mouth! The horse hits Edgar with her back legs and he flies into the trunk. Hey, hold up there. Where did the blood come from? The Aristocrats. Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. Duchess: Yes. And the agent says, "Well, what do you call them?" [offscreen]Any womanwould like it. Its release marks the completion and end of something, or perhaps several things, though what, exactly, is difficult to determine or Hey, now the squeakin'has stopped. In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. 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